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[Jun. 14th, 2006|07:31 pm] |
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This is my toher fic that the stupid people made fun of on there livejournal! I hate them! Everyone should go flame THEM!!!!
This is my second fanfic! The pairings are Snape/Frodo (RAPE!) Harry/Frodo Draco/Harry and Sam/Ron, Sam/Frodo, and Harry/Ron, Draco/Ron, Frodo/Draco, Sam/Draco, Sam/Harry and Merry/Pippin.
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One day Frodo was in his room builfing a time machine and he said to Sam
"Come over her and look at this I built it" and Sam kissed him and they started to make out and then Sam got an erection!
"Not now" said Frodo and he showed Sam the time machine. We need to go in the time machine to another time and we can have all sorts of sex with everyone! And Sam agreed that this was a good idea and then they stepped in the time machine and flashing lights surrounded them and their vision swirled and felt as if they were going to lose concousiness, but they didn't!! Instead, it felt like their penises got 1,000,000,000 times bigger!!! Sadly, they didn't really. There was huge jolt and they landed on top of eachother and started making out!
Sam took his penis out of his pants and was about to show Frodo that he did and then just then a boy with black hair and glasses and green eyes and a scar on his forehead.
He walked up and said "What are you two doing?! Little kids shouldn't be here, especially little kids shouldn't have sex!!"
"We aren't little kids!" they said and they out Sam's penis back in his pants (It took both of them because Sam's penis is so big).
"What are you then?" Harry asked knowingly.
Frodo and Sam got scared and ran away and then had sex in the bushes and Harry walked over to the bush because they hadn't run very far. The sight of such nudity and thrusting and sploodge made Harry get all hot and then he jointed in!! He got oral from Sam and Frodo at the same time! Sam also had his penis in Frodo.
They all finished and pulled their sticky penises out of the others oricices and then Harry was so happy withn them that he said "I'm going to adopt you little kids."
Frodo and Sam were so happy that they didn't bother to correct them about there not being children.
TO BE CONTINUED...
CHAPTER TWO
Harry walked to the school with his new adopted kids (that were'nt really kids) and then they went ot his bedroom where he had a cage for them. He put on his hott bondage gear and it had a leather speedo and fishnets on it and he had a chains around his arms and legs and prostate and he had a spiked leather collar. He brought out his whip and tied them to a wall with handcuffs that were leather.
"Ahhh!" Sam moaned as he had his nipples played with by Harry. Frodo got jealous.
Then he wasn't jelous as Harry began to touch is penis. Then Harry suprised them. Harry suprised them when he struck at them with his whip and they moaned in pleasure and pain as they're blood fell on to the floor.Harry licked it up. "Mmmm" he said and then he has sex with thme and used there blood as lube. They loved it soo much that they filled the room with shouting and moans and then Snape came in! (no pun LOL!) Harry didn't notice and continued to fuck Frodo's body. Snape took 1 look at what was going ona nd he turned around and left, to decide what he was goign to do about Harry having sex with little children with wips and gear. Snape was secretly just plotting to take them away from Harry and use them as his own sex slaves because he had kinky fantasys about doing little children and making them cry.
Harry layed his load in Frodo's butt before he untied Sam and made him suck Harry's dripping probiscis. Sam deepthroted it and gripped Harr'ys balls with his muscler garndener hand as her shoved Harry's penis in and out of his mouth. Harry sprayed his man-juice into Sam's throat and Sam swallowed it and before he knew anything Frodo started to kiss him and to rub Sam's penis and play with the tip and then he wanted it in his bottom because he really liked that. Harry watched a bit tiredly because of all the sex he had.
Sam gripped Frodo's legs and moved them apart "I'm going to fuck you through the mattress" he said and he put his penis deep into Frodo's welcoming chasm. "Oh, Sam, you're my dream man!!" Frodo screamed with pleasure as Sam pounded him hard. Then Sam pulled out before he came and came on Frodo's face instead of in his butt and Frodo totally loved it. Then Harry licked it all off. They went to sleep so that Harry could not be tired during all his classes the next day.
------------The Next DAy------------------
Harry woke up and the sun was shining through his window. He got up and streteched as he yawned. "I'm a little sore from last night" he mumbled as he rubbed his sore limbs. He looked around for Frodo and Sam but didn't see it. "Where can they be?!" he asked a little bit worried that maybe they ran away from him. Then he didn't worry as much because he thought maybe they were having sex with eachother somehwere. Then he got dressed and his books so he could go to class. He hoped he would see Ron and Draco because he wanted to tell them about the good sex he had with Frodo and Sam the night before. They would surely love to meet them and probly to have sex with them.
TO BE CONTINUED...
CHAPTER THREE
Harry went to saee Ron and Draco who were his best sex friedns. He saw them in the lunch room and then they snuck outside so that they could make out with eachother.
"Oh Ron!" said Harry as ron moved his hand up and down on Harry's but and Harry moaned and moved hard against it while Draco got and erection.
Draco then pulled off Ron's pants and unxipped his pants so that his penuis stuck out of them but he didn't take them off all the way and he put it on Ron's butt and then he started to glide on and off of Ron and Ron thought it felt so good like he could cum 1,000,000 times, but he didn't because he wanted to cum in Harr'ys hot sexy mouth. Harry got down on his knees and took out his and Ron's "wands" from their pants and started to suck it in and to lick on it like a kitten on the mommy kitten for some milk. Exect that milk didn't come out sperm did instead and Ron loved it even more than milk and drank it in and swallowed all of it. Draco was in back thursting and pupoming his rod into and out of Harr'ys bottom and when he dinished he spurted pounds and pounds of his hott goo into Harry's but and some leaked out onto Harry's legs.
-----------In Snape's Room------------------
Snape's hughe cook felt like it would burst from how horny he was. He watched as Frodo and Sam made out with eachotehr in front of him because he told them to. Sam and Frodo dind't mind because they loved eachother anyway and then Snape made them stop.
"Sam, you must really love Frodo, don't you?" asked Snape.
"Yes, of course I do" said Sam.
"It would break you're heart to see someone rape him, right?"
Sam got a bit scared "It would make me very sad because I love him so much."
Snape thne chained sam up with handcuffs so that he had no choice but to watch as Snape penetrated his lover.
Snape took Frodo and threw him down on the bed and spread out Frodo's legs and stuck his penis right in. He didn't even use andy lube!! Frodo cryed out with the pain. Snape's balls where hard also and they slapped against Frodo's butt with every thrust and Snape was very happy because Frodo was one of the first people he had had had sex with in a long time. He pounded in and Sam watched with tears in his eyes as Snape made Frodo bleed very bad. Frodo had tears streaminf down his face and Snape was laguhing with pleasure.
TO BE CONTINUED... |
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Oh my god, this is priceless. I laughed so hard I nearly cried. I haven't read the other one in here, but I'm sure it'll be just as hilarious. Excellently written, so to speak.
Thank you for the review! I'm so happy that you like it!! But it's not really supposed to be funny, but I'm still glad that you enjoyed yourself. Thanks!!
Love,
Jeffry
This *is* a parody, right? You're just a troll playing dumb, right? Pretending to be a really shitty writer?
You must be. This is too bad to have been written except in jest. Even though you're a troll, it's still funny as hell, and I appreciate that.
Man, why does everyone say that????!!! Just cuz I think differntly doesn't mean I'm not real!!!!!
Sorry, even if your rape fantasies were not to be regarded as a little - let's say different, your spelling is pretty bad. You should get someone to correct it before posting, and someone with a better spelling than that. Plus, if you do not wish the whole thing to be just porn but a good story with a porn plot, you should improve on building a storyline - but in that point I guess there's hope since my storylines as well did have to be improved when I was 13. I'd suggest you read more.
Will you check my stories before I publish them?
From: (Anonymous)
2006-06-17 12:25 am (UTC)
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You are either the BIGGEST troll I've ever met, OR the most extreme case of Ausperger's Syndrome I've ever met. So, which is it?
What do you think is going to happen when you take people's favorite fics and essentially verbally wipe your ass on them? What do you think people are going to say when your only use for well-known and beloved characters is to literally and canonically rape them? Do you honestly think people are going to PRAISE you for that? There ARE reasons why the original authors didn't write stories like that, and because of that, there are reasons why WE don't write stories like that.
You have the freedom to do whatever you like. In turn, we have the freedom to express our dislike and disapproval. These freedoms are essentially the same thing, and if you want us to cede you your right, you have to cede us ours, too. Otherwise you make a hypocrite of yourself.
I'm goingto be the better man and not say anything to you.
I also am saying thay from now on I'm not daying anything to ANYONE who is mean to me. Unless they say something that I really want to comment back to.
Um, I think you just did.
I might, but what exactly do you want me to check? Spelling only?
Yeah and if I get some facts wrong.
Oooookayyy... Should I just display that stuff in your LJ or do you want it in an eMail? Or any other suggestion?
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