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Death note fanfci!!! Lawrence xx :ight [Jan. 9th, 2008|04:12 pm]
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[Current Location |office]
[mood |hornyhorny]
[music |Alisha Kiys]

Hi dogs!!!! I startedc watchig Death Nte on adult sewim. my mom doesn't know I saty up tahat late lolololol!!!! I worte another anfic!!! This tiem its Death Noet!!! The pairing is L/Kight anfd they have a lot of really fucking hot sex lol!! Also rhanks to mu friend sarah who helped me with the spelling and stuff! Love ya bab lol!

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Light swiveled around in his office chair to reveal to L that he wasn’t wearing any pants (L’s real name is Lawrence btw, in case you didn’t know lol) His cock rose proudly into the night air and shook with excitement as Lawrence’s eyes widened with arousal and sexual desire he went into his pants and took out a comdom (ALWAYS practice safe sex!!!) and rolled it over his bulging hot erection and it sifted into the comdom with ease.

Lawrence took his hard penis and shoverd it into his own mouth to lube it up with his slick slippery slidey hugh-ass penis, rubbing his hairy balls to get himself ready to cum like and elephant.

Light’s hungry ass opened to him like the sky and it swallowed his cock with hunger. It was like a movie theater!

“OH!!!!” Light ejaculated from his mouth.

“I’m gonna ram you so hard you’re gonna wish you were kira” Lawrence grunted.

“LAWRENCE!!!” Light screamed his name with his mouth open and tongue waving around everywhere on Lawrence’s body to taste his salty semen sweat.

Lawrence shoveled his penis in and out of Light’s whore ass and shoved it in again and again he shoved it in and out and until he came great waves of his pearly white fluid and his balls were.

Light’s own penis exploded in an shower of light in there eyes.

Than Mat walked in and started sucking Lawrences balls while his penis was still in light’s butt. Lawrence rubbed Mat’s hair

Then Mat put his cokc in Lawrence’s butt Lawrence sucked hareder and harder with every thrust his eyes closed deeper and he came harder than he ever had in his life with Mat riding him like that he had to control himself not to flood the room with his cum, it was so hot.

THE END

Well lol how was it I’m a bit risty since I haven’t written in a hwile.
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I fogot my password!!! and nwe fanfiction! [Jan. 28th, 2007|03:14 pm]
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[Current Location |office]
[mood |creative]
[music |Black eye peas -my himps]

I'm sorryu I didn't upadte for awhile I forgot my password and it SUCKED!!!!! Also here's my new stroy I fon't know what to name it so I'll take suggestions is SAM/FRODO! If you don't like it than don't read it! Thanks again to Sara MY HIGHSCHOOL FRIEND!

I also dedicated this story to J.R. Tolken and J.K. (lol j/k) Rolling

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The Sam woke up and held Frodo tight and he whispered sweet nothings in his ear. He looked lovingly at his sleeping face Today Frodo had to get a job. He moaned sensually as sam stroked his back and kissed his lips. His penis was already getting hard, Frodo was all like "Not right now, I need to get ready to look for a job"

He got up and got dressed and went to the kitchen His eyes were a deep crimson shade of blue. He went outside and got the newspaper. When he got back inside Sam was up.

"Goodmorining" he said seductively.

Sam's penis got as stiff as a wood log and he rushed over to Frodo and pushed him against the counter and pulled off his pants and spread Frodo's legs to reaveal his tight anal opening. He slipped his penis inside and moaned as Frodo's ass tightenend around him and pulled him in deeper. Sam thrust his pulsating shaft into Frodo's well of wonders and soon came like a fire hose and filled Frodo to the brim with his peraly white snow.

Frodo decided to get a job at Denny's and went there. They hired him and gave him a uniform. He got working and soon a lumberjack named Josef came in and saw Frodo's pert bottom thorough his black work pants and the Josef got and erection hard like steel.

TBC
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My Humps Songfic [Dec. 18th, 2006|06:02 pm]
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[mood |hornyhorny]
[music |Black eye pease - My Humps]

At the school dance Jeffry saw Hermione in some low cut jeans and a tight shirt that showed off her assetts. She eyed Jeffry coyly and beckoned him over. Jeffry's muscled legs brought him swiftly over to where she stood and he smiled and garbbed her hand as they walked out onto the dance floor.
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What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)
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Hermione had been known around the school for driving bothas crazy since she was so beautiful. She often got tons of presents from boys who wanted to ask her out and sex her up. But she only like Jeffry with his silky brown hair and shining emerald eyes. She pulled him close to her as she danced and he could smell her feminine scent it drove him with passion.
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I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.
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Some people said that Hermione couldn't love anyone for real, but Jeffry knew the truth. Even if Hermione didn't like to admit it she was in love with Jeffr.y And Jeffry was in love with her and her humps.
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My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,
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Jeffry knew how to treat a lady. He would take long walks with her through the icy Hogwarts snow and he would buy her glittering ices. Jeffry's built body lifted Hermione and brought her out of the crowded dance floor.
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She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me
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The night was drawing to a close and Hermione brought Jeffry in to steal a kiss from his soft and warm and voluptuos lips. Her tongue curled around his seductively.
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What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.
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Jeffry and Hermione wqent up to Jeffry's room to celebrate the rest of the night unda the covers
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They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

[Will.i.am]
So real [x17]
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(no subject) [Dec. 18th, 2006|05:26 pm]
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[mood |depresseddepressed]

This 1 is a rlly serius fic. Its really sad you guys i cried when I wrote it. My friend is also a cutter so ths is an issue vaery close to me. I also have freinds that do drugs aokat and I know what I'm taliking about! PS: THANKS TO SARAH FOR FIXING MY SPELLING LUV YA GURL lol

WARNING CHARACTER DEATH

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Harry pulled on his backpack and walked into the common room and set it down on a chair and sat in a different chair and put his head in his hands. Frodo walked (HE GOES TYO THE SAME SCHOOL, OKAY!) in and said "What's wrong?"

"I'm feeling really depressed" said Harry.

"Me too. All the time." siad Frodo.

"I feel so bad, man" said Harry. Harry a little baggy out of his lunch box.

"What's that?" asked Frodo.

"Some weed. You wanna smoke with me?"

"Yeah." they went out onto the balcony and rolled a blunt. They puff puff passed for a while and soon they were very much high.

THE NEXT DAY

In the great hall Harry and Frodo were wearing black robes with red cuffs and collars. They were unusually quiet and were only talking to each other. Then Siriues Black came in (HE'S NOT DEAD OKAY?) and came up to Frodo and Harry.

"You guys want some excstacy or acid?"

Harry and Frodo bought some and went back to their dorm room. They each took some of acid and excstacy.

Soon their boyfriends (Sam and Draco) came in and founf out that they were doing drugs.

"You need to change your ways, Harry, otherwise it's over."

"I can't Draco, I can't. This is who I am and if you still don't love me you can go to hell."

Draco ran out of the room crying.

Sma said "I know you are a better person than drugs, so please stop."

"I'm sorry, it is who I am as well."

The NEXT DAY

Harry and Frodo remembered that their boyfriends left them last night. Then they threw away all the drugs and tried to stay clean. It was too much and they felt they had no more hope.

Frodo pulled out a box of razor blades.

"Harry" he siad. "Tell Sam I love him I am going to leave this world"

"Wait, I'm going to join you. Thew world doesn't understand us. But, we should at least leave a note for our lovers"

The note siad:

"OIur hearts are stained with black
We won't be coming back
Just always know
we love you so

Love,
Frodo and Harry"

After they wrote the note Frodo took one of the razor blades and drew it in one long swipe upon his wrist flesh. The blood poured onto his hand as he pulled out another razor blade for Harry. Harry dug the sharp metal into his skin and watched with satifaction as the blood pooled by his knees.

The NEXT DAY

Sam and Draco found their bodies and held their bodies and held tehir still bleeding forms. They decieded that if they couldn't be with them during life they would join them in death.

THE END
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Napoleon Dyanmite fic! [Sep. 19th, 2006|08:51 pm]
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[Current Location |office]
[mood |happyhappy]
[music |Panic at the dicso -write sins not trageties]

This is my first not LOTR or HP fic!!! It is a one shot. I made my friend who is in HIGH SCHOOL to proof-read the spelling in it! So there!!!!!!

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Kip typed seductively into the computer as he wrote a love song for his darling brother.

He wrote "I love you more than the air
I want to run my hands through your hair
Your lips are soft like kittens
Your hair like woolen mittens
My baby darling love
Like the skies above
"Napoleon" your name on my lips"

That was all he wrote when Napoleon looked over his shoulder. Kip didn't realize in enough time to close the window and Napoleon read everything.

"You... wrote that for me?" asked Napoleon. "Gosh!"

Kip turned around in his computer chair and said horrified "What? Did you see that?!"

Napoleon sighed, "Heck yes I saw that."

Kip blushed. Napoleon thought it looked really cute. "It's all right, I love like that too. More than brothers."

"You mean you want to be with me? I've wanted this so long. You've got a nice body."

They gently pressed their lips together and started to make out violently. Napoleon ripped Kip's shirt off and touched hard his chest.

Kip moaned and thrust up and his penis strained the fabric of his shorts. Napoleon got such a hard erection that it almost hurt.

They walked to the room barely keeping their hands off eachother. "Oh! I love you you smell so good" he yelled.

They got naked and and Napoleon said "I want your man-jerky in my hands so I can rub and lick on it!"

"Ugghhghg!" Kip said pushing his penis on Napoleon's hand as Napoleon lowered his full, thick lips onto his bloated pulsating corndog. Napoleon rubbed his tongue all over the top and tasted the sweet taste of Kip's chowder. Kip pushed it on Napoleon's throat. Kip's time machine shot forth his electric goo into Napoleon's kidneys which is where tater tots normally go.

Napoleon then showed what his cock was doing to Kip. Kip sighed with happiness and then kissed it with passionate passion. He said "Your mom goes to college" and started to suck hard.

"Kip eat the food!" said Napoleon in the throes of passion.

He ejaculated his quesadillas into Kip's gullet and they held eachother close. Napoleon's lips were chapped after the brutal blow job he administered. "My lips hurt real bad!"

THE END.
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New Fic!!! [Aug. 31st, 2006|07:28 pm]
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I not been posting in my journal much because I'm working on a new fic, with my friend Sarah who's a HIGH SCHOOLER!! I also am a HIGH SCHOOLER this year so there! She's 16!!!! She really likes my fics and wants to help me wtire one. It's going to be better and hotter than ever!!!!!
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LAst Chapter of Time Machine [Aug. 1st, 2006|09:22 pm]
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[mood |creative]
[music |Another bag of brick by Flogging MOlly]

I got a good review on FF.net so I wrote another chapter

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Crabb and Goyl blushed with happiness at the cutreness of the hobbits.

Greg siad "Look it's Harry's children, let's go get milkshakes with them or something."

Goyl and Crabbe took them to the milkshake shop and they were playing "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" on the radio at the milkshake shop then Sam siad "I have never seen a milkshake before and I am very interested in seeing one it may look like" because they didn't have milkshakes from where Sam was from. Then they saw Harry.

He was naked!!!!
Sma got on his knees and gave harry otal sex right in the middle with everyon watching and everyone got arections!! It was soooo hot. Harry cam in great waves of white cream "That is a milkshake" siad Crab.

Greg agreed and they all got real milkshakes. Because the first one was a joke.

The waiter, spilled Harrr'ys milkjshake all over Harry's naked body and Goyl and Crabbe and Frodo and Sam all licke d it off then Harry spermed again. The waiter wasn't a waiter but he was Jeffry!! and he did it on perpose. his penis was so big it was longer then a train.

Everyone in the milkshake shop got erectrion from his erection crabbe licked his lips and looked at it. Jeffry said "Open wide here comes the choo-choo" and Crabe thought it tasted so good but not like a train. It tasted like a penis.

Then Snape came in and came everywhere. Everyone was moving about in his thick pudding It was the biggest milkshake in the milkshake shop.

Back in the Lord of the Rings world Merry and Pippin found the time machine they went in and it felt like thre penises got 1000,000,000 times bigger this time they really did!!!!!!They got to the milkshake shop (it was hard for them to even walk brcause the penises where so big)" then everyone looked in shock at there huge penises. Merry put his penis deep in Pippins butt "Oh yes MErry" said Pippin "Your oenis is so large it feels like your stretching my etire body but mostly my butt." Then everyone in the milkshake sho all grapped on to Pippins penis and started to lick and rub and slide theyr'e penises on it.

THE END
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(no subject) [Jun. 16th, 2006|10:12 pm]
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[mood |fullI just had ice cream]

Poll #749721 Poll
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 25

What pairing would you like to see in my fanfics?

View Answers
Hermione/Cho
5 (20.0%)
Harry/Ron
0 (0.0%)
Harry/Draco
2 (8.0%)
Sam/Frodo
1 (4.0%)
Boromir/Aragorn
1 (4.0%)
Gladriel/Arwen
2 (8.0%)
Hermione/Jeffry
8 (32.0%)
Aragorn/Frodo
0 (0.0%)
Harry/Serius
5 (20.0%)
Merry/Pippin
1 (4.0%)
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(no subject) [Jun. 14th, 2006|09:19 pm]
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Arghghg!! FF.net isn't working!! I can't upload my documents!!
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Time Machine chapter 4 [Jun. 14th, 2006|09:08 pm]
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[mood |hornyhorny]

Stop flamming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I don't get 1 good review I am never updating on FF.net again!!!!!

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Snape wiped off his penis in Frodo's hair. Frodo started to cry uncontrollable and Sam got out of his handcuffs and rand to hima dn took him in his arms and started to rock him back and forth as he kissed him on the forehead and cried too.

"Awww" said Sanpe with and eveil gleam in his eye "I hate to break up such a lovely reunion, but the fun is just starting for meeeeeeee!!!" Then he took a knife out and he threatened Frodoa dn Sam with it and tied them up. They got ever scareder than they were. "I'm going to kill you so you never tell a sould what hapopened" siad Snape.

"But first, I'm going to go get Harry so he can watch his children die" said Snape.

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Snape ran around calling out "Harry! Harry! Come here!!!" but he couldn't find Harry anywhere. Harry was with Ron and Draco who he had sex with just moments before completely oblivious to the face that one of his children got raped.

Harry was happily sitting with his head in Ron's lap as Ron petted Draco's penis. Draco had a lot of stamina so he was already hard again.

But then they heard Snape's shouts as he ran frantically thorugh the school. They decided to hide in the bushes where he couldn't find them.

Snape couldn't find them so he went back to his room with some food for the Hobbits. But when he got there they had untied themselves and were trying to get out.

"Nauhgty boys!! I will punish you!!!" said Snape and he threw the food on the ground in anger! The hobbits got scared and huddled into eachother for protection (Not that kind LOL!!!). Then Snape slapped them both and Sam got very angry, He was so angry that Snape did that to his darling lover he couldn't take it anymore and snapped (like I will if you keep flamming!!) and he swung his sturdy fists at Snape. Snape was just a litt le too slow and got hit right in his knee caps. "My hero!!" said Frodo as he rushed up to hug Sam.

"Thank you darling" said Sam "But there;s something we have yet to do."

Then he picked up Frodo and ran out the door with him!

"Come back" said Snap!! but they couldn't hear him and kept running.

"We have to find our dad" said Sam.

"I wonder where he could be?!" siad Frodo.

Then they ran into... Crabbe and Goyl!!

TO BE CONTINUED...
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